Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks Reddit for signs that a girl is interested in you. Reads every comment. Misses every sign.

Asks Reddit for signs that a girl is interested in you.  Reads every comment. Misses every sign.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holding back from laughing to hard at something funny Uncontrollable laughter 30 seconds after everyone else stops laughing

Holding back from laughing to hard at something funny Uncontrollable laughter 30 seconds after everyone else stops laughing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Facebook chat window pops up with message from an old friend Oh God no, what do I talk about?!

Facebook chat window pops up with message from an old friend  Oh God no, what do I talk about?!   Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears Dubstep Thinks it sounds like walrus sex

Hears Dubstep Thinks it sounds like walrus sex  Socially Awkward Penguin

After spending 10 minutes in drive-through line: "Yeah, I'll have the BK Veggie Burger." "Um, sir, this is Wendy's...."

After spending 10 minutes in drive-through line:

Speed up when someone is behind me Don't want them to think I drive like an old woman

Speed up when someone is behind me Don't want them to think I drive like an old woman  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a boner in sex ed class

Gets a boner   in sex ed class  Socially Awkward Penguin

feels an itch on his knee accidentally scratches person sitting next to him

feels an itch on his knee accidentally scratches person sitting next to him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Feel numerous phone vibrations in my pocket, think I'm popular Nope, just Mum 'liking' all my holiday photos

Feel numerous phone vibrations in my pocket, think I'm popular Nope, just Mum 'liking' all my holiday photos  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Are you comfortable?" No I am not from Norfolk. But I go to Virginia Wesleyan.

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