Socially Awkward Penguin

have huge girl ask me what song she should sing "FAT BOTTOM GIRLS"

have huge girl ask me what song she should sing

Stops a few feet ahead of car in next lane just to avoid accidental eye contact

Stops a few feet ahead of car in next lane just to avoid accidental eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Practices conversation in head doesn't go as planned and stutter through the whole thing

Practices conversation in head doesn't go as planned and stutter through the whole thing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coffee guy knows my order by heart Goes to different coffee shop when I want something other than my usual

Coffee guy knows my order by heart Goes to different coffee shop when I want something other than my usual   Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask guy to stop staring at my ass "Your skirt is stuck in your underwear."

Ask guy to stop staring at my ass

On holiday, someone comes up to you speaking french. smile and nod.

On holiday, someone comes up to you speaking french. smile and nod.   Socially Awkward Penguin

get "winning" tattoo discover charlie sheen

get

Goes on Omegle Never types first

Goes on Omegle Never types first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure where the "all the things" advice animal comes from reddit will tear me apart if i ask

Not sure where the

high school reunion check it out on facebook

high school reunion check it out on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin
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