Socially Awkward Penguin

One of the last two people on earth "Are you talking to me?"

One of the last two people on earth

"Have you ever noticed when you're having sex with a girl tha-" "No, I haven't."

Arises from sajdah in tarawih Headbutts the ass of the guy in front of you

Arises from sajdah in tarawih Headbutts the ass of the guy in front of you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girls asks me if im down to fuck "with my luck thats impossible but it would be nice though"

Girls asks me if im down to fuck

unsure if person walking behind you is too far away to hold open door for pretends not to notice them

unsure if person walking behind you is too far away to hold open door for   pretends not to notice them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a facebook status about the truth you're afraid everyone will freak over analyze reactions and Follow it with "haha i will never leave my facebook logged on for my to do this roommates again"

Make a facebook status about the truth you're afraid everyone will freak over analyze reactions and Follow it with

Ask a girl when baby is due girl isn't pregnant

Ask a girl when baby is due girl isn't pregnant  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk wrong way to bathroom Get a drink of water instead

Walk wrong way to bathroom Get a drink of water instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

see girl walking towards you immediately cross the street

see girl walking towards you immediately cross the street  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy the rest of your birthday!" You too... I mean... Bye

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