Socially Awkward Penguin

Girls asks me if im down to fuck "with my luck thats impossible but it would be nice though"

Girls asks me if im down to fuck

Must take a drug test for a job Deletes google history on phone before going so there is no evidence of reading up on how to pass

Must take a drug test for a job Deletes google history on phone before going so there is no evidence of reading up on how to pass    Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds hot reddit girl on okcupid introduces himself with an internet meme

Finds hot reddit girl on okcupid introduces himself with an internet meme  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Don't worry dude This is the first time I've driven sober in, like, years." Gets Pulled over

"ill just wait a little to text her back so i don't look like a stalker" forgets to text back

Drunk guy picks a fight with you for no reason end up apologizing to him

Drunk guy picks a fight with you for no reason end up apologizing to him  Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't know what to say in a status to all the people likes every post

doesn't know what to say in a status to all the people likes every post  Socially Awkward Penguin

There's an open urinal between two guys Uses open stall instead

There's an open urinal between two guys Uses open stall instead    Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows talkative coworker is about to walk by drops pen, takes 30 seconds to pick up

Knows talkative coworker is about to walk by drops pen, takes 30 seconds to pick up  Socially Awkward Penguin

see girl walking towards you immediately cross the street

see girl walking towards you immediately cross the street  Socially Awkward Penguin
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