Socially Awkward Penguin

Texts himself a reminder for later that day Gets excited to get a new message.

Texts himself a reminder for later that day Gets excited to get a new message.  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees someone you know walking up the street take out phone so you don't have to say hi

sees someone you know walking up the street take out phone so you don't have to say hi  Socially Awkward Penguin

browses reddit so long Automatic toilet flushes

browses reddit so long Automatic toilet flushes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person on phone hangs up on me pretend to wrap up conversation so people around me won't know I was hung up on

Person on phone hangs up on me pretend to wrap up conversation so people around me won't know I was hung up on  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds cool girl on okcupid Buys her reddit gold anonymously instead of talking to her.

Finds cool girl on okcupid Buys her reddit gold anonymously instead of talking to her.   Socially Awkward Penguin

reads socially awkward penguin thinks: "Holy shit! somebodies stalking me!"

reads socially awkward penguin  thinks:

4 Urinals no walls between them Piss Pants

4 Urinals
no walls between them Piss Pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fly across country to see girlfriend sleep in separate rooms

Fly across country to see girlfriend sleep in separate rooms   Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone rings during masturbation Penis goes limp in less than 3 seconds

Phone rings during masturbation Penis goes limp in less than 3 seconds  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make post on reddit and get 0 karma Delete and repost tomorrow with a better title

Make post on reddit and get 0 karma Delete and repost tomorrow with a better title  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!