Socially Awkward Penguin

@ Mention someone, they don't respond DELETE @ MENTION

@ Mention someone, they don't respond DELETE @ MENTION  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I'm glad I could help you, and thank you for calling American Express today." "You're welcome."

Run out of things to say in conversation So, Osama huh?

Run out of things to say in conversation So, Osama huh?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds Fly cooked into his chinese food at buffet says nothing and keeps eating

Finds Fly cooked into
his chinese food at buffet says nothing and keeps eating  Socially Awkward Penguin

have to poop in public washroom cough loudly so no one hears the noises

have to poop in public washroom cough loudly so no one hears the noises  Socially Awkward Penguin

blast insane rap music with windows open turn down once you see black person

blast insane rap music with windows open turn down once you see black person  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks whole year to post funny meme for birthday No one laughs

Thinks whole year to post funny meme for birthday No one laughs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Employee Appreciation Day Goes out to Lunch

Employee Appreciation Day Goes out to Lunch  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to two drive-thrus across town So as to not look like a fatty

Goes to two drive-thrus across town So as to not 
look like a fatty  Socially Awkward Penguin

Graduates college wants another degree

Graduates college wants another degree  Socially Awkward Penguin
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