Socially Awkward Penguin

Says a word wrong Says it twice so no-one thinks its a mistake

Says a word wrong Says it twice so no-one thinks its a mistake  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks employee where something is person is customer

asks employee 
where something is person is customer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Colleague brings in their newly born baby hide.

Colleague brings in their newly born baby hide.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have rough anal sex with grandmother She farts shit all over your balls

Have rough anal sex with grandmother    She farts shit all over your balls  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sometimes You must be a Penguin to avoid slipping on the ice

Sometimes You must be a Penguin to avoid slipping on the ice  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees girl making a face at you from across the room Makes faces back only to realize that she was making faces at another person

Sees girl making a face at you from across the room Makes faces back only to realize that she was making faces at another person    Socially Awkward Penguin

Get an itchy eye during the sad part don't scratch it

Get an itchy eye during the sad part don't scratch it  Socially Awkward Penguin

5 minutes early to date waits 5 minutes to get out of car

5 minutes early to date waits 5 minutes to get out of car  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hits on girl and does everything right. Gets Friend zoned anyways

Hits on girl and does everything right. Gets Friend zoned anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dorm RA knocks on doors saying there is a floor meeting Lock door. Shut off lights.

Dorm RA knocks on doors saying there is a floor meeting Lock door. Shut off lights.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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