Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes it to front page Misspells a word.

Makes it to front page   Misspells a word.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't look behind shower curtain before using friend's toilet Just in case there's a person there

Doesn't look behind shower curtain before using friend's toilet   Just in case there's a person there  Socially Awkward Penguin

starts new job promptly establishes self as awkward

starts new job promptly establishes self as awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start small talk with stranger Immediately regret decision

Start small talk with stranger Immediately regret decision    Socially Awkward Penguin

order wrong thing eat it anyway to avoid talking to employee

order wrong thing eat it anyway to avoid talking to employee  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts funny picture on reddit. First vote is a downvote. Immediately deletes photo.

Posts funny picture on reddit. First vote is a downvote. Immediately deletes photo.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have old archives backed up on floppy disks. "Yeah, the old archives are on floppy dicks."

Have old archives backed up on floppy disks.

See perfectly available crosswalk but with cars waiting keep walking until there are no cars and j-walk

See perfectly available crosswalk but with cars waiting keep walking until there are no cars and j-walk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to get karma off of Osama Bin Laden's death Can't think of anything to post

Tries to get karma off of Osama Bin Laden's death Can't think of anything to post  Socially Awkward Penguin

yay halloween is here turns off lights so no one thinks i'm home

yay halloween is here turns off lights so no one thinks i'm home  Socially Awkward Penguin
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