Socially Awkward Penguin

Hostess recognizes you from earlier in the week... Didn't want to eat there again anyway.

Hostess recognizes you from earlier in the week... Didn't want to eat there again anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin

See friend approaching in distance cross the street

See friend approaching in distance  cross the street  Socially Awkward Penguin

Happy birthday Motherfucker

Happy birthday Motherfucker  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to step aside to let someone pass repeatedly moves in their way

Tries to step aside to let someone pass repeatedly moves in their way  Socially Awkward Penguin

Awkward silence pretends to text

Awkward silence pretends to text  Socially Awkward Penguin

Playing music loudly with headphones on looks around after every cuss word to see if someone noticed

Playing music loudly with headphones on  looks around after every cuss word to see if someone noticed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Favorite sex position: solo

Favorite sex position: solo    Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes out with a girl on the dance floor follows her all night

Makes out with a girl on the dance floor follows her all night  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend calls my mobile Assume they dialled me by mistake

Friend calls my mobile Assume they dialled me by mistake    Socially Awkward Penguin

First date ends, she goes in for a hug thought it was going to be a kiss

First date ends, she goes in for a hug  thought it was going to be a kiss   Socially Awkward Penguin
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