Socially Awkward Penguin

pet your cat get an erection

pet your cat get an erection  Socially Awkward Penguin

drop whatever someone throws to me every single time pretend not to care

drop whatever someone throws to me every single time pretend not to care  Socially Awkward Penguin

think of snappy comeback to jerk's insult

think of snappy comeback to jerk's insult   Socially Awkward Penguin

get to the punchline of an awesome joke *VOICE CRACK*

get to the punchline of an awesome joke *VOICE CRACK*  Socially Awkward Penguin

have to talk to dean to drop that class? an F isnt the end of the world

have to talk to dean to drop that class? an F isnt the end of the world   Socially Awkward Penguin

Keep receiving e-mails from somebody you don't like Keep receiving them to avoid confrontation

Keep receiving e-mails from somebody you don't like  Keep receiving them to avoid confrontation  Socially Awkward Penguin

GEt BlowJOB Use condom

GEt BlowJOB Use condom  Socially Awkward Penguin

A fly is around you Swat it away so your friends don't think you smell

A fly is around you Swat it away so your friends don't think you smell  Socially Awkward Penguin

Initiate sex with boyfriend spend rest of night scared he thinks you're a slut

Initiate sex with boyfriend spend rest of night scared he thinks you're a slut  Socially Awkward Penguin

notices mr. awesome penguin behind him waving at a friend just to be a punk punches him in the face, and then gets scared and runs away

notices mr. awesome penguin behind him waving at a friend just to be a punk
 punches him in the face, and then gets scared and runs away  Socially Awkward Penguin
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