Socially Awkward Penguin

"How's it going?" "good how 'bout you?" "good, how 'bout you?"

Someone kicking the back of your seat Adrenaline rush when you think about asking them to stop

Someone kicking the back of your seat Adrenaline rush when you think about asking them to stop  Socially Awkward Penguin

congratulations You too

congratulations You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger parks next to open spot Better park elsewhere to avoid possible interaction

Stranger parks next to open spot Better park elsewhere to avoid possible interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How much have you had to drink tonight?" "GOOD."

Finally come out of the closet On April fool's day

Finally come out of the closet On April fool's day  Socially Awkward Penguin

give old lady my seat on a packed train, cute girl I'm now standing next to gives me her phone number. meet up with cute girl, have sex. She steals my wallet and gives me herpes

give old lady my seat on a packed train, cute girl I'm now standing next to gives me her phone number.
 meet up with cute girl, have sex.  She steals my wallet and gives me herpes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally make eye contact with random person in the room Start looking at other people so it doesn't seem intentional

Accidentally make eye contact with random person in the room Start looking at other people so it doesn't seem intentional  Socially Awkward Penguin

Passer by says excuse me Say "Thanks"

Passer by says excuse me Say

accidentally puts ;) instead of :) gets blocked.

accidentally puts ;) instead of :) gets blocked.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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