Socially Awkward Penguin

See old friend on facebook chat and want to see what he's up to Stalk profile instead of actually talking to him

See old friend on facebook chat and want to see what he's up to Stalk profile instead of actually talking to him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bar is too loud to hear if anyone answered knocking on bathroom door wait outside for somebody else to walk in and use it first

Bar is too loud to hear if anyone answered knocking on bathroom door wait outside for somebody else to walk in and use it first  Socially Awkward Penguin

At rock concert "Sing along with me!" Doesn't sing along

At rock concert

won't go to gym too fat and weak to be seen working out

won't go to gym too fat and weak to be seen working out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl reaches out to shake your hand Hug

Girl reaches out to shake your hand Hug  Socially Awkward Penguin

Searches facebook friend on phone Puts their name in status instead

Searches facebook friend on phone Puts their name in status instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Participates in Secret Santa and picks himself Doesn't say anything

Participates in Secret Santa and picks himself Doesn't say anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidental boner tuck your shirt in for a chance to adjust boner to waistline

accidental boner tuck your shirt in for a chance to adjust boner to waistline  Socially Awkward Penguin

see someone you kind of know walking down the street, not sure if you should say hi pretend to tie shoelace to avoid eye contact

see someone you kind of know walking down the street, not sure if you should say hi pretend to tie shoelace to avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Decide to put arm around girl you like Hear someone laugh Immediately take arm off of her and leave party

Decide to put arm around girl you like Hear someone laugh Immediately take arm off of her and leave party  Socially Awkward Penguin
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