Socially Awkward Penguin

sees your crush commented on your wall post from the other day don't reply right away so she doesn't think you have no life outside of Facebook

sees your crush commented on your wall post from the other day don't reply right away so she doesn't think you have no life outside of Facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

cherished memory of english teacher telling the class i have a loud and powerful reading voice after it was my turn to read out a paragraph from romeo & juliet 15 years later - realise he was being sarcastic

cherished memory of english teacher telling the class i have a loud and powerful reading voice after it was my turn to read out a paragraph  from romeo & juliet 15 years later - realise he was being sarcastic  Socially Awkward Penguin

No exclamation marks in her reply She must hate me

No exclamation marks in her reply She must hate me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks you a question Pretend like you're thinking, even though you already know the answer

Someone asks you a question Pretend like you're thinking, even though you already know the answer  Socially Awkward Penguin

RECEIVE A COMPLIMENT ASSUME THE PERSON IS BEING SARCASTIC

RECEIVE A COMPLIMENT ASSUME THE PERSON IS BEING SARCASTIC  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to think of clever title Gives up after 15 minutes

Tries to think of clever title Gives up after 15 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

small talk on the lunch break is more exhausting than the classes

small talk on the lunch break is more exhausting than the classes  Socially Awkward Penguin

ACT BADASS ONCE Reflect upon it forever

ACT BADASS ONCE Reflect upon it forever  Socially Awkward Penguin

I got laid! with a hooker, can't tell anyone.

I got laid! with a hooker, can't tell anyone.  Socially Awkward Penguin

NO ONE IS LISTENIGN KEEPS TALKING

NO ONE IS LISTENIGN KEEPS TALKING  Socially Awkward Penguin
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