Socially Awkward Darcy

If you hurt someone he loves he will hunt you down and... Buy out a company!

If you hurt someone he loves he will hunt you down and... Buy out a company!  Socially Awkward Darcy

Love of his life describes meeting him as: "a grotesque, nauseating, run-the-other-way-as-if-your-life-depended-on-it pleasure."

Love of his life describes meeting him as:

Crouching tiger, hidden eagle

Crouching tiger, hidden eagle  Socially Awkward Darcy

Dream girl mistakes him for Chinese deliveryman

Dream girl mistakes him for Chinese deliveryman  Socially Awkward Darcy

poses for photo 'too distinguished to say "cheese" '

poses for photo 'too distinguished to say

Used to use twitter to flirt with Caroline Lee

Used to use twitter to flirt with Caroline Lee  Socially Awkward Darcy

Fine. I'll come. Sets himself up for "That's What She Said" joke on Twitter.

Fine. I'll come. Sets himself up for

Love interest talks about how she wants to strangle him Time to confess my love!

Love interest talks about how she wants to strangle him Time to confess my love!  Socially Awkward Darcy

Love interest would rather walk up and down miles of hills Than be in car with him

Love interest would rather walk up and down miles of hills Than be in car with him  Socially Awkward Darcy

What women want = the exact opposite of what he thinks they want

What women want = the exact opposite of what he thinks they want  Socially Awkward Darcy
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