Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets caught staring into space looking at a girl she starts a conversation that leads to sex

Gets caught staring into space looking at a girl she starts a conversation that leads to sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Breaks Penis Doesn't matter, Had Sex

Breaks Penis Doesn't matter, 
Had Sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkward boner while riding the train Cute girl smiles at me because I flex my muscles

Awkward boner while riding the train Cute girl smiles at me because I flex my muscles   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tells a hot girl "I don't have a ride" she says "we can ride the bus together"

Tells a hot girl

waitress thought I'd been stood up she wrote her number on the bill

waitress thought I'd been stood up  she wrote her number on the bill   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Spots yoga pants sees face

Spots yoga pants sees face  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

girl squeezes another girls ass and points at me "It was him!" "nah, i know it was you. i know how his squeeze feels like"

girl squeezes another girls ass and points at me

Math teacher catches me sleeping through her entire lesson, asks me question based on the lesson in front of the class Answered correctly

Math teacher catches me sleeping through her entire lesson, asks me question based on the lesson in front of the class Answered correctly  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Periwinkle Orangered Explains why it is facing the wrong way...

Periwinkle Orangered
Explains why it is facing the wrong way...  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

a girl talked to me i fucked her

a girl talked to me i fucked her  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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