Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

missed my cake day got laid instead

missed my cake day got laid instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Walks into the girls bathroom Gets laid

Walks into the girls bathroom Gets laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

has asperger's gets to park in disabled spot

has asperger's gets to park in disabled spot  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Ask new girlfriend if she wants me to come over tonight. Says shes not comfortable with me in her personal space yet. but we can still have sex at my place.

Ask new girlfriend if she wants me to come over tonight. 
Says shes not comfortable with me in her personal space yet. but we can still have sex at my place.   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

types in extremely nerdy stuff on omegle. finds crush

types in extremely nerdy stuff on omegle. finds crush  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Run into wall and fall on your back in front of cute girl "So, need someone to be on top?"

Run into wall and fall on your back in front of cute girl

is a pedophile in ancient greece

is a pedophile in ancient greece  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

gets stood up on valentines day makes top post on reddit

gets stood up on valentines day makes top post on reddit  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Uses awkward silence as opening pickup line Still got her number

Uses awkward silence as opening pickup line Still got her number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sharted in my pants mid hookup Left, came back with no pants on. not a problem.

Sharted in my pants mid hookup Left, came back with no pants on. not a problem.   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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