Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally says "forever alone" on the first date Cute boy replies "you must be from the interwebs"

Accidentally says

Hot girl heard me say dat ass Smiles at me

Hot girl heard me say dat ass Smiles at me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Called teacher "Mom" During sex

Called teacher

Hot Girl Doesn't like Me Sets me up with hotter friend.

Hot Girl Doesn't like Me Sets me up with hotter friend.   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Instructor asks "How many questions are you going to ask today?" My response: "As many as $16,000 will get me."

Instructor asks

Awkward around crush crush seduced by awkwardness

Awkward around crush crush seduced by awkwardness  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Snap and tell her "If I'm in your damn friend zone, keep your hands off me." Leaves her shitty BF for me

Snap and tell her

gets called out for browsing reddit on phone in strip club stripper gives me her GW account username

gets called out for browsing reddit on phone in strip club stripper gives me her GW account username  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

First kiss at 18 years old gets blowjob the same night

First kiss at 18 years old gets blowjob the same night  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Has unpopular opinion in college class Hottest/nicest girl in class is the only one who agreed with me

Has unpopular opinion in college class Hottest/nicest girl in class is the only one who agreed with me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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