Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"whoops! wrong hole." "No! Keep going!"

Accidently says "Yes Sir" to a lesbian She takes it as a compliment

Accidently says

cute co-worker catches me looking at her butt turns so i get a better look

cute co-worker catches me looking at her butt turns so i get a better look  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

got turned down for lunch she asks for dinner instead

got turned down for lunch she asks for dinner instead  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

too drunk to remember girl's name she forgot yours too, high-five then makeout

too drunk to remember girl's name she forgot yours too, high-five then makeout  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only person in class without a group Put into group of hot French exchange students

Only person in class without a group Put into group of hot French exchange students  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend says our sex isn't very satisfying So we should have lots of sex to get better at it

Girlfriend says our sex isn't very satisfying So we should have lots of sex to get better at it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend wants to lose weight but won't go to the gym "Let's just have a lot of hot, calorie-burning sex"

Girlfriend wants to lose weight but won't go to the gym

Person I accidentally cut off pulls up next to me at the stop light and gives me a death stare Make a joke that I would make it up to her over dinner, she says yes

Person I accidentally cut off pulls up next to me at the stop light and gives me a death stare Make a joke that I would make it up to her over dinner, she says yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

girl tells me my zipper is up zips it down for me

girl tells me my zipper is up zips it down for me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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