Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

dick flops out of shorts during gym, everyone laughs gym teacher tells me to call her the minute I turn 18

dick flops out of shorts during gym, everyone laughs gym teacher tells me to call her the minute I turn 18  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Has No girlfriends in school only fuck buddies

Has No girlfriends in school only fuck buddies  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Fatally spills coffee on laptop while nervous around cute girl I just met. 1.5 years later she is still my girlfriend.

Fatally spills coffee on laptop while nervous around cute girl I just met. 1.5 years later she is still my girlfriend.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

bug flies in one eye cute girl winks back

bug flies in one eye cute girl winks back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets awkward boner hugging girlfriend She grabs it and tells me to save it for later

Gets awkward boner hugging girlfriend She grabs it and tells me to save it for later  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

dontpickupdontpickupdontpickup voicemail

dontpickupdontpickupdontpickup voicemail  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

creepily drunk texted guy i like texts made his night

creepily drunk texted guy i like texts made his night  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Threesome with two super hot lesbians "Is it because I'm girly?"

Threesome with two super hot lesbians

DEV: API barely documented?! HACKER: API documented at all!!

DEV: 
API barely documented?! HACKER:
API documented at all!!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Grabs my hands off her ass she puts them on her tits

Grabs my hands off her ass she puts them on her tits  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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