Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Make a very silly and somewhat sexual facebook status Attractive lady takes it as an opportunity to hit on me

Make a very silly and somewhat sexual facebook status Attractive lady takes it as an opportunity to hit on me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"Why are you handing me a dirty napkin?" Napkin has girl's phone number on it

Third wheel to sexy threesome

Third wheel to sexy threesome  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Flirt through memes She memes back

Flirt through memes She memes back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Never had sex and nearly 20 Won't become a teen mom

Never had sex and nearly 20 Won't become a teen mom  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Thought of great comeback after talk ended subject came up again and got to use it

Thought of great comeback after talk ended subject came up again and got to use it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

phone starts ringing loudly during lecture whole class starts singing along

phone starts ringing loudly during lecture whole class starts singing along  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunkenly message old crush in despair get invited to birthday party

Drunkenly message old crush in despair get invited to birthday party  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friend asks "Are you transgender?" Says "yes" without thinking

Friend asks
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