Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friend stole phone and sent every girl a text asking for naked pics Actually got responses

Friend stole phone and sent every girl a text asking for naked pics Actually got responses  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't get any upvotes on a post Doesn't get downvoted either

Doesn't get any upvotes on a post Doesn't get downvoted either  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

knocked on the wrong door in my friends appartment complex Hot chick answers the door and invites me in

knocked on the wrong door in my friends appartment complex Hot chick answers the door and invites me in  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Brought knife to gun fight stabbed them while they laughed

Brought knife to gun fight stabbed them while they laughed  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Confesses to girlfriend he's been writing erotica short stories and putting them on amazon. She laughs, then confesses she's turned on and wants to read them.

Confesses to girlfriend he's been writing erotica short stories and putting them on amazon. She laughs, then confesses she's turned on and wants to read them.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Cannot maintain eye contact when talking to girl eyes accidentally divert to boobs, she asks for my number

Cannot maintain eye contact when talking to girl eyes accidentally divert to boobs, she asks for my number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says regular "Happy Birthday" like everybody else Uses meme

Says regular

Pity sex

Pity sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Listens to iPod with friends around, accidentally starts singing Friends sing along

Listens to iPod with friends around, accidentally starts singing Friends sing along  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

can't ask a girl for her number she asked for mine

can't ask a girl for her number she asked for mine  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
Like us for More!