Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asked girl to be my boyfriend She is now my girlfriend

Asked girl to be my boyfriend She is now my girlfriend  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunk texts crush wakes up with new girlfriend

Drunk texts crush wakes up with new girlfriend  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

fart before getting out of empty elevator before cute girl gets in stop and talk to her long enough to make her miss the elevator

fart before getting out of empty elevator before cute girl gets in stop and talk to her long enough to make her miss the elevator  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

mistakes stranger for female friend continues conversation, pulls phone number

mistakes stranger for female friend continues conversation, pulls phone number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Couldn't talk to any guys through my teen years First guy i speak to ends up marrying me

Couldn't talk to any guys through my teen years First guy i speak to ends up marrying me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Ask girl, "Hey, can I have your name so I can find you on Facebook and stalk you?" Gets name anyway

Ask girl,

Accidently let out a fart in yoga class and girls laughed at me. one of them thought it was cute. Got a date friday night

Accidently let out a fart in yoga class and girls laughed at me. one of them thought it was cute. Got a date friday night   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Played "I just had sex" after first time hooking up with girl Now dating her.

Played

Forget about class presentation give badass ad lib talk.

Forget about class presentation give badass ad lib talk.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wear mismatched clothes to uni gets noticed by heaps more girls

Wear mismatched clothes to uni gets noticed by heaps more girls  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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