Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

bleeds through pants on boyfriend's couch red couch

bleeds through pants on boyfriend's couch red couch  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

unconsciously hums a taylor swift song at work switches to a more credible melody on the fly

unconsciously hums a taylor swift song at work switches to a more credible melody on the fly  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

get friend zoned friends with benefits

get friend zoned friends with benefits  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Has a tiny aircraft carrier adorable

Has a tiny aircraft carrier adorable  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hot guy can't stop staring at my erect nipples Hot guy can't stop staring at my erect nipples

Hot guy can't stop staring at my erect nipples Hot guy can't stop staring at my erect nipples  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forgot wallet at home while out on a dinner date Next Morning: "That's the best sex I've ever paid for."

Forgot wallet at home while out on a dinner date Next Morning:

Snort while laughing hard at crush's funny joke "haha that was really cute, and you have a nice smile."

Snort while laughing hard at crush's funny joke

"Happy birthday" "Thanks you too" Same birthday

Accidently sent Dick to girl bestfriend "It's way bigger than I expected"

Accidently sent Dick to girl bestfriend

Worried about missing CakeDay Finds out it's National No Bra Day

Worried about missing CakeDay Finds out it's National No Bra Day  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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