Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Spent 2 years with one arm in a cast Now can remove girlfriend's clothing with one hand

Spent 2 years with one arm in a cast Now can remove girlfriend's clothing with one hand  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

end up emailing my supervisor my resume she emails me back pointers on how to fix it up

end up emailing my supervisor my resume she emails me back pointers on how to fix it up  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

making out with girlfriend came in pants girlfriend notices doesn't mind

making out with girlfriend
came in pants girlfriend notices
doesn't mind  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Not funny enough for Reddit Duke Memes thinks I'm hilarious

Not funny enough for Reddit Duke Memes thinks I'm hilarious  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally messages cute guy while looking through profile Gets a date

Accidentally messages cute guy while looking through profile Gets a date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunk Messages a girl on facebook at 5am gets a date

Drunk Messages a girl on facebook at 5am gets a date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Too nervous to ask for time off Gets promotion

Too nervous to ask for time off Gets promotion  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

propose over phone says yes

propose over phone says yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Building closing, expect lay off Would you like to work from home?

Building closing, expect lay off  Would you like to work from home?   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Skips words when finally complimenting hot girl She finds it super cute

Skips words when finally complimenting hot girl She finds it super cute  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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