Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidently told friend that i think of her when i masterbate she was flattered

accidently told friend that i think of her when i masterbate she was flattered   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Didn't have my first kiss until almost 21 Got a blowjob 10 minutes later

Didn't have my first kiss until almost 21 Got a blowjob 10 minutes later  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Dentist thinks my strong jaw muscles are a result of grinding my teeth won't tell him it's from fellatio

Dentist thinks my strong jaw muscles are a result of grinding my teeth won't tell him it's from fellatio  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Talks to a girl with a low cut shirt intense eye contact

Talks to a girl with a low cut shirt intense eye contact  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

pulled out phone to check reddit actually had a missed call

pulled out phone to check reddit actually had a missed call  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets pantsed at party Gets compliments on the size of his penis

Gets pantsed at party Gets compliments on the size of his penis  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Has to shit at dinner party Cracks case

Has to shit at dinner party Cracks case  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

told a hot girl my only plans for the weekend are to watch Doctor Who. She is a fan too; Watching the premier together.

told a hot girl my only plans for the weekend are to watch Doctor Who. She is a fan too; Watching the premier together.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

6 guys started a fight with me and my two friends The three of us are Marines We Won

6 guys started a fight with me and my two friends The three of us are Marines

We Won  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Goes upstairs to play with cats at a party hot girls come up to "play" with me

Goes upstairs to play with cats at a party hot girls come up to
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