Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Never felt very confident, especially with women Confident, attractive Woman you're seeing says "I really like your confidence"

Never felt very confident, especially with women Confident, attractive Woman you're seeing says

Receives 5am text from ex girlfriend "I miss your penis... It's so large compared to the rest"

Receives 5am text from ex girlfriend

Go down on girlfriend during her period Discover I have a thing for blood

Go down on girlfriend during her period Discover I have a thing for blood  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Parents found hidden booze Didn't get grounded

Parents found hidden booze Didn't get grounded  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Had break up sex had break up sex

Had break up sex had break up sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

drunkenly Shit the bed at girl's house Dog eats it before she wakes

drunkenly Shit the bed at girl's house Dog eats it before she wakes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Goes in for a hug gets a kiss

Goes in for a hug gets a kiss  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Goes to convention in costume Cosplay sex

Goes to convention in costume Cosplay sex   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidentaly Sits down next to cute girl on bus gets her number

accidentaly Sits down next to cute girl on bus gets her number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tell crush you love everything about her She feels the same way

Tell crush you love everything about her She feels the 
same way  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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