Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friends take phone and leave a weird voicemail on a hot girls phone She calls back later and we end up going on a date

Friends take phone and leave a weird voicemail on a hot girls phone She calls back later and we end up going on a date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Smelt like smoke for entire journey smelt like a man

Smelt like smoke for entire journey smelt like a man  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Dad finds condom wrapper in your card gives you a high five

Dad finds condom wrapper in your card gives you a high five  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asks girl out on facebook Still gets a date

Asks girl out on facebook Still gets a date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

No girlfriend, buys Fleshlight Penis too big

No girlfriend, buys Fleshlight Penis too big  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

smell like throw up from pledge night fuck girl anyways

smell like throw up from pledge night fuck girl anyways   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

gets too drunk to dance drunkenly stumbles in time to the music

gets too drunk to dance drunkenly stumbles in time to the music  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Crush "Friendzones" me Still gets to second base

Crush

girls stomach growls loudly during class jumps opportunity to ask girl to lunch

girls stomach growls loudly during class jumps opportunity to ask girl to lunch  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Date says she is virgin because she is in crazy christian cult gives a blowjob and lets you fuck her in her ass

Date says she is virgin because she is in crazy christian cult gives a blowjob and lets you fuck her in her ass  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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