Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkwardly ask crush if she wan'ts to come round. Accepts and we end up making out.

Awkwardly ask crush if she wan'ts to come round.  Accepts and we end up making out.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me

friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Froze off a big wart today on my foot

Froze off a big wart today on my foot  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Had sex in shower Mom came home early

Had sex in shower Mom came home early  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

make eye contact through crack in stall door while pooping own reflection in mirror

make eye contact through crack in stall door while pooping own reflection in mirror  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

butchers quote makes it to front page anyway

butchers quote makes it to front page anyway  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Spends Hours on Reddit instead of having a social life Gets asked to teach class about Reddit

Spends Hours on Reddit instead of having a social life Gets asked to teach class about Reddit  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Condoms expired Girlfriend's been on pill since last year

Condoms expired Girlfriend's been on pill since last year   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Posts sad breakup status update Cute girl asks him on date

Posts sad breakup status update Cute girl asks him on date  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunkenly text the wrong girl for a booty call she texts back the next morning and says yes

Drunkenly text the wrong girl for a booty call she texts back the next morning and says yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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