Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drunk text girl Actually comes over

Drunk text girl Actually comes over  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

girl says "you remind me of my little brother" we Make out anyways

girl says

recognizes oneself in socially awkward penguin does not care

recognizes oneself in socially awkward penguin does not care  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

cute girl says "you're a great listener." wants to go on a date with me.

cute girl says

Gets shot flirts with doctor

Gets shot flirts with doctor  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Tell girl I haven't seen in 2 years that I like her. We start making out and then start dating the next day.

Tell girl I haven't seen in 2 years that I like her. We start making out and then  start dating the next day.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

No you can't have that I got it for you for your birthday already

No you can't have that I got it for you for your birthday already  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Received only male applicants gets binder full of women

Received only male applicants  gets binder full of women  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Told your freind a joke they already saw on the front page It was your post

Told your freind a joke they already saw on the front page It was your post  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

anything remotely bad anything remotely good

anything remotely bad anything remotely good  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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