Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Not sure what to post on Cake day Get karma anyway

Not sure what to post on Cake day Get karma anyway  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Walk in on girl washing hair in men's room Pees anyway

Walk in on girl washing hair in men's room Pees anyway  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

looks at world news learns about zimbabwe's synchronized toilet flush

looks at world news learns about zimbabwe's synchronized toilet flush  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Eyes water because I yawned Cute girl gives me hug because she thinks I'm sad.

Eyes water because I yawned Cute girl gives me hug because she thinks I'm sad.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only guy at bar not hitting on hot girl gets her number

Only guy at bar not hitting on hot girl gets her number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Farted in the public bathroom right as stall neighbor flushes toilet

Farted in the public bathroom right as stall neighbor flushes toilet  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally tweeted crushes name She favorited and retweeted

Accidentally tweeted crushes name She favorited and retweeted  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally sent booty call text to the wrong girl "Okay :) See you in 20."

Accidentally sent booty call text to the wrong girl

Throws Party that no one comes to makes front page by saying that it was a party for time travelers and saying that time travel doesn't exist

Throws Party that no one comes to makes front page by saying that it was a party for time travelers and saying that time travel doesn't exist  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

On reddit at the bar While the girl i was taking home was telling her roommate not to wait up

On reddit at the bar While the girl i was taking home was telling her roommate not to wait up  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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