Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Came within 30 seconds of having sex with hottest girl of my life Had sex for an additional 3 hours.

Came within 30 seconds of having sex with hottest girl of my life Had sex for an additional 3 hours.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Being lectured by boyfriend "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

Being lectured by boyfriend

pot mdma

pot mdma  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asked boss for 4/20 off Got it

Asked boss for 4/20 off Got it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I did something mildly awkward But then I talked to a girl

I did something mildly awkward  But then I talked to a girl  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

crush mistakes your joke as asking her out says yes

crush mistakes your joke as asking her out says yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Says c*nt in an interview through nerves Still gets offered the job

Says c*nt in an interview through nerves Still gets offered the job  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Realize you sent message to high school classmates younger sister Messages You back

Realize you sent message to high school classmates younger sister Messages You back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Trying to explain that I'm black to cute girl stares at my crotch and winks "Oh, I can tell"

Trying to explain that I'm black to cute girl stares at my crotch and winks

Female coworker accidentally grabbed butt "Your ass feels even better than it looks"

Female coworker accidentally grabbed butt
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