Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sink is clogged, don't want to call landlord and let someone into my apartment to fix it person in above apartment has plumber come in and it fixes the clog in mine as well

sink is clogged, don't want to call landlord and let someone into my apartment to fix it person in above apartment has plumber come in and it fixes the clog in mine as well  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

looking at my phone, trying to figure out how to say sorry receive text saying she's glad I came over

looking at my phone, trying to figure out how to say sorry  receive text saying she's glad I came over  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

goes to a new restaurant with girl and too nervous to order, asks her to order something for me by saying "Surprise me" she falls for it and thinks I'm spontaneous and cute

goes to a new restaurant with girl and too nervous to order, asks her to order something for me by saying

GAVE GIRLFIEND AWESOME SEX RAZORBURN

GAVE GIRLFIEND AWESOME SEX RAZORBURN  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Can you stop trying so hard to impress me? I was already planning on letting you fuck me tonight

Can you stop trying so hard to impress me? I was already planning on letting you fuck me tonight  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Missed cakeday while socializing

Missed cakeday while socializing  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Boss tells me I have to start coming in to work on time Renews my contract; doesn’t mention excessive reddit use

Boss tells me I have to start coming in to work on time Renews my contract; doesn’t mention excessive reddit use  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets arrested Shares cell with Attractive Convict

Gets arrested Shares cell with Attractive Convict  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Wakes up next to hot girl, expects her to immediately regret the previous night and kick me out Instant morning sex

Wakes up next to hot girl, expects her to immediately regret the previous night and kick me out Instant morning sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

doesn't give a shit about Joseph Kony in 2012 doesn't give a shit about joseph kony in 2013

doesn't give a shit about Joseph Kony in 2012 doesn't give a shit about joseph kony in 2013  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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