Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lady in front of me bends over as train stops and accidentally hump her got her number

Lady in front of me bends over as train stops and accidentally hump her   got her number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally adds random girl on facebook She accepts

Accidentally adds random girl on facebook  She accepts  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Don't skip out of work early to go drinking with co-workers Warn them that their boss has busted them, so they can return to work like nothing happened

Don't skip out of work early to go drinking with co-workers Warn them that their boss has busted them, so they can return to work like nothing happened  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't have a lot of karma on Reddit too busy enjoying life to post links

Doesn't have a lot of karma on Reddit too busy enjoying life to post links  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Still plays arcade games at Chuck E. Cheese Gives away tickets to random child

Still plays arcade games at Chuck E. Cheese Gives away tickets to  random child  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

tries to get off eliptical machine but too many people in the way ends up getting really hot body as a result

tries to get off eliptical machine but too many people in the way ends up getting really hot body as a result  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"hey everyone else left. Want to make out?" made out

Trips over ball while running in front of everyone commando roll

Trips over ball while running in front of everyone commando roll  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girl says she loves me like a brother Girl is from Alabama

Girl says she loves me like a brother Girl is from Alabama  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Get into an argument with a friend in the circle. He gets so mad, he leaves the circle. Nobody liked him anyway.

Get into an argument 
with a friend in the circle. 
He gets so mad, he leaves the circle. Nobody liked him anyway.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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