Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Farts as girl walks up to me Says I smell good and means it

Farts as girl walks up to me  Says I smell good and means it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Only one not invited to class dinner at nice restaurant classmates get food poisoning and we have an awesome night without them

Only one not invited to class dinner at nice restaurant  classmates get food poisoning and we have an awesome night without them  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

people avoid me panhandlers and petitioners avoid me

people avoid me panhandlers and petitioners avoid me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Upcoming Featured

Upcoming Featured  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Too nervous to talk to drug dealer at school Him and all of his buyers are suspended

Too nervous to talk to drug dealer at school Him and all of his buyers are suspended  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Atheist on Palm Sunday celebrates with a handjob

Atheist on Palm Sunday celebrates with a handjob  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Terrified that he can't unhook girl's bra Does it with one hand

Terrified that he can't unhook girl's bra Does it with one hand  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

phone for job reference a year after working Get Job offer

phone for job reference a year after working Get Job offer  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

presented with opportunity and blew it fresh material to post on reddit

presented with opportunity and blew it fresh material to post on reddit  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

farts in a public restaurant kid next to me gets grounded

farts in a public restaurant kid next to me gets grounded  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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