Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Doesn't have a dick Reddit likes him more than morgan freeman

Doesn't have a dick Reddit likes him more than morgan freeman  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asked a girl if she wanted to have Sex. She said don't ask...just do it.

Asked a girl if she wanted to have Sex.  She said don't ask...just do it.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Out with girl and she says "You are not very charming" Reply with "I'm charming enough," and sleep with her that night

Out with girl and she says

Waiting alone in line, pretends to be texting Gets a text

Waiting alone in line, pretends to be texting Gets a text  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Forgets to ask for Cute girl's number she finds me on facebook

Forgets to ask for Cute girl's number she finds me on facebook  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Absolutely awkward conversation with crush They feel the same way

Absolutely awkward conversation with crush They feel the same way  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

First time having sex, forgets to buy condoms.. "That's ok, i trust you."

First time having sex, forgets to buy condoms..

pulling up to red light, turn car music down turns green before you stop, speed through, pump music back up

pulling up to red light, turn car music down turns green before you stop, speed through, pump music back up  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Didn't lose virginity until 22 Threesome with two girls

Didn't lose virginity until 22 Threesome with two girls  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

gives sister a kiss on the lips she doesn't complain and let's you experiment

gives sister a kiss on the lips she doesn't complain and let's you experiment  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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