Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

First date, girl brings hot friend a friend to hook up with me

First date, girl brings hot friend a friend to hook up with me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Didn't say a word when a girl randomly asked for a hug Got her number

Didn't say a word when a girl randomly asked for a hug Got her number  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sing badly and dance like an idiot at karaoke Entire bar erupts in laughter at your hilarious performance and new girl you're seeing is there to watch you be confident enough to make an ass of yourself

Sing badly and dance like an idiot at karaoke Entire bar erupts in laughter at your hilarious performance and new girl you're seeing is there to watch you be confident enough to make an ass of yourself  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

picture of my cat and I gets only 1 upvote and 1 comment comment reads "op is a cutie"

picture of my cat and I gets only 1 upvote and 1 comment comment reads

Tell everyone it's ok, I dont need or want a birthday party don't tell them its because my wife gives me a ridiculous amount of sex all day on my birthday

Tell everyone it's ok, I dont need or want a birthday party don't tell them its because my wife gives me a ridiculous amount of sex all day on my birthday  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Google tweet idea first, find it's been done Turns out it bombed

Google tweet idea first, find it's been done  Turns out it bombed  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Get a 2hr job from boss in the morning. Spent 3hr on Reddit. Boss "You going to have that done by noon?"

Get a 2hr job from boss in the morning. Spent 3hr on Reddit.  Boss

too awkward to talk to girls spends years becoming goodlooking enough that women come talk to him

too awkward to talk to girls spends years becoming goodlooking enough that women come talk to him  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Say exes name while hooking up with someone they have the same name as your ex

Say exes name while hooking up with someone they have the same name as your ex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Completely mess up reply Friends think I'm making a joke

Completely mess up reply  Friends think I'm making a joke  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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