Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Writer names a character after you because it's dull Character becomes most famous manliness symbol ever

Writer names a character after you because it's dull Character becomes most famous manliness symbol ever  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Realizes fly was down entire shift Uniform two sizes too big and covered it

Realizes fly was down entire shift Uniform two sizes too big and covered it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Practically a virgin in college bangs every other woman he meets in grad school

Practically a virgin in college bangs every other woman he meets in grad school  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidently bump into girl in hallway Boobage

accidently  bump into girl in hallway Boobage  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

HAS to pee in public place World's least shy bladder! holds it til can't hold anymore

HAS to pee in public place World's least shy bladder! holds it til can't hold anymore  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Slipped and fell into vagina

Slipped and fell into vagina  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Slipped on wet floor Landed the backflip

Slipped on wet floor Landed the backflip  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Cute girl tells him his shirt is inside out via note Responds "Come turn it right side in for me."

Cute girl tells him his shirt is inside out via note Responds

Ask crush to hang out "Sure, as long as there are other people around."

Ask crush to hang out

Finally contributes to class discussion corrects professor about star wars

Finally contributes to class discussion corrects professor about star wars  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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