Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Fist bumps cashier at macdonalds when getting change for MLP happy meal cashier says "brohoof"

Fist bumps cashier at macdonalds when getting change for MLP happy meal cashier says

My Friend is the only atheist at his school Pope resigns on his birthday

My Friend is the only atheist at his school Pope resigns on his birthday  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

too nervous to present poem to the class would go base jumping without hesitation

too nervous to present poem to the class would go base jumping without hesitation  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Was put in Special Education in Elementary School Studying abroad in madrid next semester

Was put in Special Education in Elementary School Studying abroad in madrid next semester  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Nervously avoids eye contact with the pretty girl I saw in the mirror

Nervously avoids eye contact with the pretty girl I saw in the mirror  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Meant to text "I'm going to make you come." accidentally typed "cum" She says "Awesome"

Meant to text

remember something funny in class and start laughing right after the teacher tells a joke

remember something funny in class and start laughing right after the teacher tells a joke  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I do something incredibly stupid I make something up in my head that would never happen

I do something incredibly stupid I make something up in my head that would never happen  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Rehearse line in your mind for days receive appreciation for your spontaneity and sense of humour

Rehearse line in your mind for days receive appreciation for your spontaneity and sense of humour   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidentally say cunt in front of my professor asks if i have heard of /r/ameristralia

accidentally say cunt in front of my professor asks if i have heard of /r/ameristralia  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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