Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Let's just be friends With benefits

Let's just be friends With benefits  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Trips down the stairs at school Everyone thinks it's parkour

Trips down the stairs at school Everyone thinks it's parkour  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Didn't have a date to prom Had seventeen

Didn't have a date to prom Had seventeen  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally made dirty comment on date She laughed and made one back

Accidentally made dirty comment on date She laughed and made one back  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally Touch Girl She asks to fuck me

Accidentally Touch Girl She asks to fuck me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Found out i was just being used by a woman for sex

Found out i was just being used by a woman for sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Plays same Civ II Game for 10 years turns into internet sensation

Plays same Civ II Game for 10 years turns into internet sensation  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Phone goes off in front of boss "is that Legend of Zelda?"

Phone goes off in front of boss

Walk in stoned while mom is awake Gets made delicious food for no reason

Walk in stoned while mom is awake Gets made delicious food for no reason  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"Happy birthday!" "You too!" It was their birthday as well.

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