Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me

friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

In Friendzone for ten years Has sex with her after taking her to a strip club

In Friendzone for ten years Has sex with her after taking her to a strip club  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Whined about no party to go to on Twitter. Hot girl tweeted back she needed a date.

Whined about no party to go to on Twitter. Hot girl tweeted back she needed a date.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Made star wars reference in class Cute girl laughed

Made star wars reference in class Cute girl laughed  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

mistexts boss: "can I cop an eighth?" boss replies: "15 min, 50 bucks"

mistexts boss:

Tries alcohol for the first time at a party Gets laid and remembers

Tries alcohol for the first time at a party Gets laid and remembers   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

told christian friend i believe harry potter is real, everyone thinks i'm weird he responded saying that he's not real since he's only in a book, everyone smiles

told christian friend i believe harry potter is real, everyone thinks i'm weird he responded saying that he's not real since he's only in a book, everyone smiles  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

recites almost every line of lord of the rings in front of a girl Gets a blowjob

recites almost every line of lord of the rings in front of a girl Gets a blowjob  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Asks girl out as an april fools joke she said yes

Asks girl out as an april fools joke she said yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

ACCIDENTALLY SLAP A GIRL'S ASS SHE WINKS AT ME

ACCIDENTALLY SLAP A GIRL'S ASS SHE WINKS AT ME  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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