Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Nurse told me to stop flexing my arm for flu shot Wasn't flexing

Nurse told me to stop flexing my arm for flu shot Wasn't flexing  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Complains about no one playing in the snow Wakes up to 20 giant snow penises on facebook

Complains about no one playing in the snow Wakes up to 20 giant snow penises on facebook  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Denied high five Random hot girl waves back

Denied high five Random hot girl waves back   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Got turned down by a girl Good practice

Got turned down by a girl Good practice  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Been farting all day No one has noticed

Been farting all day No one has noticed  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Automatic Door Opens

Automatic Door Opens  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

asks best friend to be his girlfriend through a text message she says yes

asks best friend to be his girlfriend through a text message she says yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Always faps and feels lonely Swooshes the tissues into the garbage every time

Always faps and feels lonely Swooshes the tissues into the garbage every time  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Friend of mine wing womans for me and I fail. She has sex with me instead.

Friend of mine wing womans for me and I fail. She has sex with me instead.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lost virginity to the school whore Made her cum so fast she apologized

Lost virginity to the school whore Made her cum so fast she apologized  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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