Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend texts saying she can feel a migraine coming "I need a good orgasm, can you meet me over lunch break?"

Girlfriend texts saying she can feel a migraine coming

Gets woman comic books for valentines gift She loves them

Gets woman comic books for valentines gift She loves them  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Got a boner during a massage Happy Ending

Got a boner during a massage Happy Ending  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"Happy Birthday!" Same birthday "You too"

MOUSE GETS FUCKED UP BY SYNAPSE SCRAMBLER GETS A KILL WHILE GETTING FUCKED UP BY SYNAPSE SCRAMBLER

MOUSE GETS FUCKED UP BY SYNAPSE SCRAMBLER GETS A KILL WHILE GETTING FUCKED UP BY SYNAPSE SCRAMBLER  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidently texts Ex She misses me and wants to hang out

Accidently texts Ex She misses me and wants to hang out  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gives a guy you just met a high-five for studying the same major as you. He asks you out a couple weeks later because he thought it was adorable.

Gives a guy you just met a high-five for studying the same major as you. He asks you out a couple weeks later because he thought it was adorable.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girlfriend and I are woken up by text from friend at 6 am Starts having sex with me!

Girlfriend and I are woken up by text from friend at 6 am  Starts having sex with me!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sober at a house party sits in corner hot sober girl sits next to you makes out for the first time ever

sober at a house party 
sits in corner hot sober girl sits next to you
makes out for the first time ever  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Drop condom packet in a tube station hot woman smiles and winks at me

Drop condom packet in a tube station hot woman smiles and winks at me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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