Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole she keeps going

Accidentally stuck it in the wrong hole she keeps going  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me

friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Waitress hands me takeout and tells me to enjoy it. I respond, "Thanks, you t-- ...ake care now"

Waitress hands me takeout and tells me to enjoy it. I respond,

Doesn't have a girlfriend Won't get forced to see Breaking Dawn tonight

Doesn't have a girlfriend Won't get forced to see Breaking Dawn tonight  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Mistakes faculty member for a student gets laid

Mistakes faculty member for a student gets laid  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Fumbles coffee all over laptop in a big lecture hall Gets a date with hot girl who gives him napkins

Fumbles coffee all over laptop in a big lecture hall Gets a date with hot girl who gives him napkins  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sharts makes deeply depressed sister laugh out loud

sharts makes deeply depressed sister laugh out loud  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

puts wrong smiley on text message makes it more sexual

puts wrong smiley on text message makes it more sexual  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gets friendzoned after sex

Gets friendzoned after sex  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Finished in under 5 minutes So did she

Finished in under 5 minutes  So did she  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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