Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Whole club stares "That dude has awesome dance moves" "He still looks like a pedophile though"

Whole club stares

Car gets stolen Person returns it Leaves a note saying it was a piece of shit

Car gets stolen Person returns it Leaves a note saying it was a piece of shit  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

WORE JEANS ON A HOT DAY SCISSORS JOB INTO SHORTS EVERYONE CALLS ME DAISY DUKE

WORE JEANS ON A HOT DAY SCISSORS JOB INTO SHORTS EVERYONE CALLS ME DAISY DUKE  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Employee to boss he has been overpaying you for the last 2 months rewarded with a $3K/year raise boss make a confession bear about giving $3K raise because he's sleeping with employee's wife

Employee to boss he has been overpaying you for the last 2 months rewarded with a $3K/year raise boss make a confession bear about giving $3K raise because he's sleeping with employee's wife  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows no one at party familiar face walks over and says hi talking to person behind me

Knows no one at party familiar face walks over and says hi talking to person behind me  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

wink at a cute girl in the gym because sweat went into eye she smiles back gets off treadmill and leaves the gym

wink at a cute girl in the gym because sweat went into eye she smiles back gets off treadmill and leaves the gym  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fears rejection works up courage to ask cute girl for her number gets rejected

Fears rejection works up courage to                                                ask cute girl for her number gets rejected  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has to pee while bathroom is occupied Does it in a beer bottle without spilling a drop ...until the bottle fills before the bladder empties.

Has to pee while bathroom is occupied Does it in a beer bottle without spilling a drop ...until the bottle fills before the bladder empties.  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to have sex with a girl and I'm nervous about my size She tells me not to worry, I'm actually kind of big "Trust me, I've been with tons of guys."

About to have sex with a girl and I'm nervous about my size She tells me not to worry, I'm actually kind of big

"Whoops! Wrong Hole." "No! Keep Going!" Goes limp thinking of possible implications of banging a whore

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