Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Almost 25 years old, never had a girlfriend, never kissed, never been on a date Finally ask a girl out by email

Almost 25 years old, never had a girlfriend, never kissed, never been on a date Finally ask a girl out by email  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drunk autopilot got me naked in bed by my female best friend "Let's fuck" can't get it up

Drunk autopilot got me naked in bed by my female best friend

i could rape you right now and no one could hear you scream you can't rape the willing you're right, nevermind.

i could rape you right now and no one could hear you scream you can't rape the willing you're right, nevermind.  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Farted on a date Silent but deadly Alone in the car

Farted on a date Silent but deadly Alone in the car  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets caught by girlfriend masturbating She gets turned on and initiates sex Pops with just the tip in

Gets caught by girlfriend masturbating She gets turned on and initiates sex Pops with just the tip in  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hits head on low bar on bus Cute girl attends to injuries Brushes her away "Yeah, you're fine."

Hits head on low bar on bus Cute girl attends to injuries Brushes her away

Called into private meeting with boss after a horrible week at work gets a raise & promotion Too choked up to say "thank you" because now my family can finally have the house they deserve

Called into private meeting with boss after a horrible week at work gets a raise & promotion Too choked up to say

Get caught on Reddit whilst walking my dog "Redditor too, huh?" *wink* Busy paying attention to phone and trip over his dog.

Get caught on Reddit whilst walking my dog

suck a mans dick he cums hes a tranny

suck a mans dick he cums hes a tranny  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl goes to slap you misses hits you with a backhand

girl goes to slap you misses hits you with a backhand  Socially Awkward Awesome Awkward Penguin
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