Socially Awesome Penguin

finds 50 bucks in parking lot gets "r u rich?" looks from anyone coming out of store

finds 50 bucks in parking lot gets

survive the 8.9 Japanese Quake surf the epic tsunami to hawaii

survive the 8.9 Japanese Quake surf the epic tsunami to hawaii  Socially Awesome Penguin

Show up 30 minutes late for test Finish 30 minutes before anyone else.

Show up 30 minutes late for test Finish 30 minutes before anyone else.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Most women: "I want a man who can make me laugh." I'm nobody's clown

Most women:

Quotes 'Aliens' guy everybody starts believing in aliens

Quotes 'Aliens' guy everybody starts believing in aliens  Socially Awesome Penguin

makes up mundain fantasy better tell reddit

makes up mundain
fantasy better tell reddit  Socially Awesome Penguin

Overhears quiet kid's funny comment says it louder and whole class laughs

Overhears quiet kid's funny comment says it louder and whole class laughs  Socially Awesome Penguin

fall over break dance recovery

fall over break dance recovery  Socially Awesome Penguin

Got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti Believe me, sweetie I got enough to feed the needy

Got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti Believe me, sweetie I got enough to feed the needy  Socially Awesome Penguin

Replies to texts immediately

Replies to texts immediately  Socially Awesome Penguin
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