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Makes joke everyone laughs

Makes joke everyone laughs  Socially Awesome Penguin

stranger said girl i was hitting on was out of my league i was talking to my sister

stranger said girl i was hitting on was out of my league i was talking to my sister  Socially Awesome Penguin

Taking off pants for sex Girl says Wow

Taking off pants for sex Girl says Wow
  Socially Awesome Penguin

Give the new girl a pencil because she doesn't have one. new bestfriend.

Give the new girl a pencil because she doesn't have one. new bestfriend.  Socially Awesome Penguin

go grocery shopping leave with hot chick

go grocery shopping leave with hot chick  Socially Awesome Penguin

impossible to rape girls they are always willing

impossible to rape girls they are always willing   Socially Awesome Penguin

Sees cute girl in checkout line spaghetti stays in pocket

Sees cute girl in checkout line spaghetti stays in pocket  Socially Awesome Penguin

HAS TO PEE IN STALL BECAUSE ALL URINALS OCCUPIED AIMS AT RIM SO OTHERS CAN'T GAUGE DIAMETER OF PENIS JUDGING BY THE PITCH OF THE SPLASH

HAS TO PEE IN STALL BECAUSE ALL URINALS OCCUPIED AIMS AT RIM SO OTHERS CAN'T GAUGE DIAMETER OF PENIS JUDGING BY THE PITCH OF THE SPLASH  Socially Awesome Penguin

Submits content to reddit for first time Front page

Submits content to reddit for first time Front page  Socially Awesome Penguin

wakes up with same clothes on and hungover, and goes to work messy look is now latest fashion statement in the office

wakes up with same clothes on and hungover, and goes to work messy look is now latest fashion statement in the office  Socially Awesome Penguin
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