Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally rip jeans and spill paint on them Start a trend

accidentally rip jeans and spill paint on them Start a trend  Socially Awesome Penguin

passes out drunk at raging party sleeptalks witty anecdotes, is life of party

passes out drunk at raging party sleeptalks witty anecdotes, is life of party  Socially Awesome Penguin

Smile at cute cashier when leaving register See her checking you out in reflection of door when leaving

Smile at cute cashier when leaving register See her checking you out in reflection of door when leaving  Socially Awesome Penguin

Gives dating advice to friend a little too loud group of girls that overhear agree and join conversation

Gives dating advice to friend a little too loud group of girls that overhear agree and join conversation  Socially Awesome Penguin

Thanks for coming You Too!

Thanks for coming You Too!  Socially Awesome Penguin

held up at gunpoint gets invited into gang

held up at gunpoint gets invited into gang  Socially Awesome Penguin

vip line as a freshman

vip line as a freshman  Socially Awesome Penguin

doesn't go to lynnwood

doesn't  go to lynnwood  Socially Awesome Penguin

GETS Caught wanking gets laid

GETS Caught wanking gets laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

stranger in front waves at person behind *high-five*

stranger in front waves at person behind *high-five*  Socially Awesome Penguin
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