Socially Awesome Penguin

girl talks shit about you all over the interwebs become famous, get respect, get much hotter girls interested in you

girl talks shit about you all over the interwebs become famous, get respect, get  much hotter girls interested in you  Socially Awesome Penguin

Attended first /r/Denver meetup Everyone says their name is Adorable

Attended first /r/Denver meetup Everyone says their name is Adorable  Socially Awesome Penguin

wORKED A DAY SHIFT AFTER A NIGHT SHIFT DIDN'T SAY "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT" TO ANYONE

wORKED A DAY SHIFT AFTER A NIGHT SHIFT DIDN'T SAY

doesnt get any of the reddit inside joke or scandals for that day because i spent the whole day with friends

doesnt get any of the reddit inside joke or  scandals for that day because i spent the whole day with friends  Socially Awesome Penguin

Works in produce department favorite vegetable is pizza

Works in produce department favorite vegetable is pizza  Socially Awesome Penguin

opens redtube.com because of autocomplete says "you choose it, we do it"

opens redtube.com because of autocomplete
 says

Masturbates Once A YEar

Masturbates Once A YEar  Socially Awesome Penguin

Tells himself he's socially awesome

Tells himself he's socially awesome  Socially Awesome Penguin

Pulled out and came on my girlfriends stomach She laughs and says "skeet, skeet, mother fucker"

Pulled out and came on my girlfriends stomach She laughs and says

introduce girl to image memes she likes them

introduce girl to
image memes she likes them  Socially Awesome Penguin
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