Socially Awesome Penguin

invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario: sex worst case scenario: muffins

invited over by girl for

Record lost film from Nickelodeon on VHS back in 2000 when it aired only once. Share on reddit. instant shitload of karma.

Record lost film from Nickelodeon on VHS back in 2000 when it aired only once. Share on reddit. instant shitload of karma.  Socially Awesome Penguin

girl's boob brushes against shoulder bone her for 3 1/2 hours

girl's boob brushes against shoulder bone her for 3 1/2 hours  Socially Awesome Penguin

10 guys ask my crush out She said no to everbody but me

10 guys ask my crush out She said no to everbody but me   Socially Awesome Penguin

girls like me in their pants

girls like me in their pants  Socially Awesome Penguin

fall down, lay on ground Invented planking

fall down, lay on ground Invented planking  Socially Awesome Penguin

Just used my last pandora skip for the hour hears nothing but awesome music for an hour

Just used my last pandora skip for the hour hears nothing but awesome music for an hour  Socially Awesome Penguin

Doesn't know how to spell a word Opens dictionary at random page, finds word

Doesn't know how to spell a word Opens dictionary at random page, finds word  Socially Awesome Penguin

Waitress gets order wrong Gets free meal and phone number

Waitress gets order wrong Gets free meal and phone number  Socially Awesome Penguin

Mistakenly waves at someone waving at someone else makes two new friends

Mistakenly waves at someone waving at someone else makes two new friends  Socially Awesome Penguin
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