Socially Awesome Penguin

writes random shit on test teacher uses it as project example

writes random shit on test teacher uses it as project example  Socially Awesome Penguin

Not a real fish moves to head of school anyways

Not a real fish moves to head of school anyways  Socially Awesome Penguin

gained freshman 15 in my biceps

gained freshman 15 in my biceps  Socially Awesome Penguin

"ThAT'S really pretty. what song is that?" "The jurassic park theme."

Kissed a girl for the first time Girl hotter than crush

Kissed a girl for the first time Girl hotter than crush  Socially Awesome Penguin

get into elevator alone get out with three chicks

get into elevator alone get out with three chicks  Socially Awesome Penguin

turn up to party sober girls be ac'in drunk

turn up to party sober girls be ac'in drunk  Socially Awesome Penguin

Visit middle earth simply walk in to mordor

Visit middle earth simply walk in to mordor  Socially Awesome Penguin

waitress follows you out to ask you for your number Already wrote it on the receipt

waitress follows you out to ask you for your number Already wrote it on the receipt  Socially Awesome Penguin

Talk to married woman Fuck her

Talk to married woman Fuck her  Socially Awesome Penguin
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